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Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 7:57 pm
..Hell yes..
RonaldReagan - February 15, 2014, 3:52 pm
He was a great man you know. Saw him live once with my first wife. Never be another one like him.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 11:42 pm
2): I'll take the wisdom of a dead comic over the bigotry of close-minded more-ons anyday.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 11:40 pm
1): Then you should address your contempt to the neocon who actually created this poster. A neocon who, under the circumstances, might disagree with you if the person was capable of independent thought.
posterman - July 18, 2013, 2:30 pm
The "extreme right" as you label needs no help from another clueless comedian as normal citizens need no gun commentary by the limo lib jim carrey. We need no quotes from dead comics, thankyou
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:07 am
But it's even more appropriate to the current administration and the lefty lackies and whackos on this site. Lefties are like the blonde leading the blonde
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 10:08 am
More Carlin: #12631, #35404, #36622, #36624, #38556, #41140
BobbEdwards - June 6, 2013, 11:26 am
I should also add some context: Carlin said this in 1992, during the administration of the first Bush. Carlin later insisted on calling Dubya Governor Bush "because that's the only office he's ever held legally".
BobbEdwards - May 19, 2013, 12:52 pm
Dupe of #27907. One of the very few Carlin quotes the Extreme Right can cite for its purpose, a matter of cherry-picking with a magnifying glass.

WHO IS JOHN GALT? - Perhaps a member of Blue Oyster Cult in the 1970's?(insert cowbell comment here____).

WHAT THE LEFT-WINGERS WON'T TELL YOU - The Republican MAJORITY House PASSED a government budget yet the Democrat MAJORITY Senate REFUSED to pass the budget resulting in the government shutdown.

U.S. NAVY - Still awesome in spite of Obama.

NOT ONLY IS IT WORTH CELEBRATING, - it's also worth fighting for.

Loony Liberals -

CHECKS AND BALANCES - We don't need no stinkin' checks and balances.

WIND AND SOLAR ARE NOT INTERMITTENT, THEY ARE: - Unreliable Unpredictable Uncontrollable

CANADA - We need a 2 party system. Like the States Only better.

COMMUNISM - It's porn for Democrats.

OCHLOCRACY - According to Nancy Pelosi, this is what we have now with the Tea Party in power.

SOLAR PANELS IN GERMANY - Cranking out tons of energy on this overcast day.

HERMAN CAIN - Man of the people.

JUST LIKE - breathing air, drinking water and eating food are good health policies.

MEANWHILE IN PAKISTAN, IT'S ALL THE NEW RAGE: - blindfolding yourself and beating your shirtless chest as a means for expressing you disdain for the "evils" of America.

RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.

10/12/2000 - Remember the USS Cole.

PALIN FETISH - 'Cuz secretly these guy all want to be her. It's tough being a "man" in the liberal world.

PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.

CAIN LEADS THE CLOWN IN POLLS - Well, that's three specific GOP candidates. Looks like OWS is not deflecting The Clown's record.

NUCLEAR - It's green.

CAIN: LIBERALS ARE RUINING OUR ECONOMY - and the more this message gets out, the better.

ERIC CANTOR - Nemesis of The Clown. Hero of The People.

Obama is a bad president -

WIND ENERGY - An alien conspiracy defended by moonbats whose grip on reality is marginal at best.

"HEY... - how am I supposed to play Angry Birds 24-7 without reliable power?"

HE IS - The God Politifake (unless of course I catch him again, then I would be the God of Politifake).

ALL HAIL TO THE NEW KING - and prepare ye oh politifakers for the impending onslaught from the rival kingdom of JGALT.

CLIMATE PROGRESS - Another moonbat group spun off from Don Quixote and the Democrats, hawking another "energy efficient" product.

SURFER CAIN - Ridin' the wave!

It's all about control -

WHY JUST RESTORE IT? - I say go 16-0 and win the Superbowl with "in-your-face" conservatism in 2012. Go for the gold, baby!!!

MICHELLE LED THE APPLAUSE - during the debate- imagine that- democrats don't believe in rules!

TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.64/5

More politifakes by JGalt

arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:14 am
I think she was applauding crowley for showing that she was on team obama
GrouchoMarxist - October 18, 2012, 12:06 am
She was applauding 4 dead Americans
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 10:41 pm
She was just really proud for the first time in her life to be married to a man that blamed youtube for a terrorist attack and was able to have a woman help him spin it that he didn't. What's not to applaud?

WORST VP EVER - History will show.

FLAG DAY - It's an, "I love America" thing, Obama you wouldn't understand.

FACTUAL TRUTH - It was the Navy Seals who took out Bin Laden in spite of Obama's unprecedented incompetence.

COUNTER ACTING THE CLOWN'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE TAX, - WI Governor Walker (R),"It's a Christmas tree, not a 'holiday' tree."

MSNBC FAN CLUB MEETING - Looks like they had 100% attendance.

DEMOCRATIC PARTY - Perfecting the 'double standard' of ethics since 1790.

HEY LOOK! - Windmills DO have carbon emissions, AND they kill birds too. Liberal eco-terrorists must be so proud.

SMACK DOWN FROM THE TEA PARTY - Sugar and lemon with that, Mr. President?

501 (C) (3) ORGANIZATION - With Media Matters claiming they are going after Fox News- doesn't that partisanship effort make them in violation of their 501 (c) (3) status, just like moveon.org and others?

ALL MOAMMAR NEEDS TO DO... - Is respect elections and work with the opposition, just like Barack Obama doesn't!


TO: POSTAL SERVICE - Subj: Forwarding address. Effective Jan. 2013, mail for Mr. H. Cain will be forwarded to this residence.

LIBERALS IN DENIAL - Media bias? When they all spin the same way, fair and balanced seems to be distorted. In Star Trek Spock once said that in an insane society it is the sane man that appears to be insane. We agree!

SO DEMOCRATS . . . - . . . how's the underside of the bus looking?

WESLEY SNIPES - Wesley Snipes, currently on trial for tax evasion, wants to know how he can become a congressman like Charlie Rangel!


Going "Full Putin" -

Alarmists, Alinskyites & Rules For Radicals -

Different rules -

Instruction Manual -

Article II Section 2 -